(via princess-gigi)
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom
- Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
- Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
- Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
- Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
This is a munchkin cat, they have the same gene that gives dachshunds their long body and short legs. Enjoy. - Imgur
my aunt had one it was all black and bobtail and its name was inkspot. i loved that cat lol
(via paulinetran)
what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
(via sarahl3w)
Lost in my dreams
That’s so amazing :o
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